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Someone stole my creativity.

They found out that I finally got the nerve to start a blog and they stole my friggin' creativity.

Most people don't know this, but creativity actually takes the form of cute, little, furry monsters that dance and frolic in your brain, spreading their creativity sparkles.

Sadly, some people hate creativity monsters. Tea Party members, Communists, Sara Palin, and people who watch Jersey Shore are all trying to gather these gentle creatures into work camps and harness their powers for evil.

I, however, shall not stand for this evil. I will not stand idly by and watch as one of God's greatest gifts to humanity (I'd say creativity is 3rd behind oxygen and Leontyne Price) is tortured. I will ramble mindlessly until the Powers of Evil surrender and return creativity to the world.

My blog shall be a beacon in the darkness.

Some of you (Hannah Kurth) may be saying that creativity isn't a cute, little, furry little monster, and that it's not something that can be stolen. You're probably saying that I just suck at blogging. 

This is obviously false.

I mean, look at me, I have 22 followers.

22 people have decided that my ramblings are worth 5 minutes of their time. 

That's 110 minutes every time I blog. 110 minutes is longer than most class meetings in college. 

If I blog 2-3 times a week I'm practically the professor of my own course. 

BS 101: A Discourse on the Intricacies of Being an Enormous Douche.

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I notice I haven't received any tuition checks yet. This course is based in Montana, so you all owe me 

 $588.25 (Isn't out of state a bitch?) 

 x         3 credit hours

1,764.75

I decided my class is full of worthwhile information and therefore worth 3 credit hours.

Better start writing those checks. 

Address them to: 

Professor Timothy Madden 

Department of Sarcasm

Awesome University

Nimrod, MN 56478 (Real place, Google it)

Class dismissed.